God I love meadows
Much better than dumb haikus
Yes sirree, Robert

God I hate haikus
Let me not hear another
Until I die *dies*

"Palpable" is suitably onomatopeiaic for this announcement.

Nancy Grace Slick Rick James Franco Harrison Ford Fairlane Staley Marvin Harrison Ford Fairlane Staley Marvin Harrison Ford Fairlane Staley Marvin Harrison Ford Fairlane Staley Marvin Harrison HELP I'M STUCK

How's this for three lines?
Snooki wrote a fucking book.
Omega point reached.

Register as Caret's Reply Archive and then we'll see.

Your douche-dar is on the blink.

Chef Boyardee is in mourning and will not be cooking tonight.

5 out of 5 face tattoos hate James Franco.

Meanwhile, James Franco sits in the back of his 8 o'clock Romantic Poets class at Yale and smiles quietly to himself.

Saw VIII: Chutes and Ladders.

No part Sheen has ever played during his entire career could be duplicated by any other actor.

"A hardcore baseball fan but he claimed he never got over the introduction of the designated hitter."

Late to the prom again, 'sicle.

REILLY.

Did something naughty just happen???

^^Ain't no array like a phased array^^

WHAT?!
McCartney was in a band before Wings?

Antony WHO?

WHERE CAN I GET MY VERY OWN FACEBOOK