In related news, sentencing in the Nikki Sixx trial concluded today. Sixx detonated a thermonuclear device in Belgium last month, erasing the entire country from the face of the planet. During the trial, Sixx was unapologetic, exclaiming "I hate those bastards and I always have. I'm glad they're all dead."

^^^ Brilliant, Billy ^^^

A lifetime ban from a show lasting two months does not carry enough weight to be a subject, so YES.

Who is this 'Madonna' he keeps talking about?

Punching will not damage him as much as rendering him irrelevant.
Thankfully his face is also eminently ignorable.

I have something in common with Madonna?
I wonder if she has ever heard of Sean Penn — if not, we'd be on TWO lists together!

Posdnuos Q. Rapaport

TV / nickname / no friend of mine / etc.

Failed Banksies.

Q: Thierry said during his interrogation in the Disneyland stunt, he deleted all the footage right in front of the security staff. If that's the case, how did that footage end up in the documentary if he was Banksy's only accomplice?

Whatever happened to Alien Spring Break?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, QUESTION MARK?

Everyone I know loves this movie, and I have tried at least ten times, but I always ALWAYS fall asleep.

I usually focus on the bile dripping from her maw.
This speech has shown me that the whole time it's the PAUSES that hold the most meaning. The pauses, and the fetid black tentacles slithering behind her eyeballs, ready to burst forth and engulf us all.

I would love to see the teleprompter transcript for this.

With the time given him, he should go out in a blaze of glory as a wired-up stunt-Spidey on Broadway.

Paul Reiser did his best Atherton impression in Aliens.
Why didn't casting go with the real deal?

I Was A Stitched Throw Pillow, starring Victor Mature as The Couch.

Ignorami gather in undulates, not packs.

The entire audience was pregnant?
EVEN THE MEN?????