They should seriously consider moving one of their serious courtroom dramas to the middle of a comedy block and slapping a laugh track on it.

Don Caballero > Donald Caballero, but only just.

The two worst band names in the history of rock in the same thread!
I feel the singularity subtly turning into a black hole.

This is Soderbergh, folks. It will likely be a documentary masquerading as a mockumentary chronicling the hardships of the camera crew filming the team hired to make an actual documentary on the Making of Liberace.

JIGGERY-POKER!

Oprah talks about herself…
Why would anyone expect less from a woman who appears — alone — on the cover of her own magazine (also named after herself) EVERY SINGLE MONTH?

Tori is the only artist I was a fan of in high school that I simply cannot listen to anymore, her whole persona grates on my nerves so badly. I still have Kate Bush's entire catalogue on steady rotation, however.

Anyone willing to compound his family's misery under the microscope of reality TV must hate himself and everyone else SO MUCH that any punishment I wish upon him would pale in comparison.

STOP BEING A DOUBLE-YOU HAT.

Gattaca, S1mone, Truman Show…years from now Andrew Niccol will be remembered as an oracle.

You have discovered The Secret.
Which is so secret that Oprah was compelled to whisper it to only 20 million of her closest friends.

The Communist water-fluoridation agenda is corrupting my precious bodily fluids!

If I look at that picture for more than a few seconds, I swear I can see the slimy black tentacles of Cthulu leaking out of all her head-holes.

So your username is more of a straight description then.

The attitude in this thread gets a 4.2.

Algebraically.

Now for an excerpt from my next post:
*ahem*

It's true.
Favorite bassist ever.
I officially hate you, 2011.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

Nice bouqarrot.