WELCOME TO TACO BELL. HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR BEANS AND FLOUR ARRANGED?

You can't spell "non-consensual" without "sensual".

Thank you, John Boehner, and may I say you are looking exceptionally orange in hue today.

Failed lifesies.

SPOILER

If you yelled HELLO over a chasm and the third echo came back GOOD MORNING, I challenge anyone to say they wouldn't go ahead and jump into the void.

Wyclef is late to the game again. Fox 'News' pundits have been saying "Some people say…", then stating their own opinions for years.

McCloud?

Were you also born a poor black child?
Because that's what it takes.

Low is the only show I've ever been to where the entire audience is not just sitting down on the floor in a venue with no chairs, but LYING DOWN on the floor. Is this common with them?

Ideal username/content combo.

Failed voidsies.

I've seen several shows from every tour since Too Dark Park, but the TDP show in Maryland was the most incredible live experience ever. Maybe it's because it was my first exposure to their show, or maybe it was because of the non-stop pummeling by the backing video, the Stiltman costume, the blood, Key's monstrous…

Did you say grammer?
Proper.

Next week at 92nd St. Y an exclusive three-hour interview with Tiger Woods, the most famous, successful and scandal-plagued golfer in the world. His latest book is "A History of Irish Agriculture."

- Alice In Chains
- Soundgarden

Failed Dick Van Dyke-sies.

When an artist has reached the point where his goal is no longer to have people listen to and enjoy his music, but to flog exclusive collectible autographed 180g colored vinyl to investment bankers, it is officially no longer about the music.

Failed Abide-sies

He's a Pipper poster.