Senor BoC: Goulden Agouti Gerbils are tough and stringy when cooked on a rotisserie. They must be slow cooked (preferably alive) in a clay pot for 10 hours to be even the slightest bit edible.

Will you take a check because I really want you to like it.

The movie Bay really wants to make:

Your opinion is my opinion, My Opinion.

I see your point, Merk.

Owl does not win the thread until Gerbil is fully digested and shat onto the forest floor.

Clearly the only way to save this show is to hire Rifftrax to sit in the front row and belittle the fertilizer out of it. Then call it a "side-splitting, darkly comic cult hit"!

Whatever you do, don't hire martians. They will fuck up your greenscreen and you'll end up with a bunch of sentient clothes walking around. On second thought that's kinda creepy.

Your honor, that remote-hogging bastard spent $500 on a boutique fudge pie, ate ALL of it, claimed he didn't even like fudge, then fell asleep and snored all over my money.

You misspelled "dissipated".

I'd like to see a Cheers reunion movie with an original soundtrack by Don Caballero.

sarCCastro, you are now the hi-hat.

See you at the next Kanye show! I'll be the one all up in your face, air-drumming Peart-style for the entire set. FYI, your head will be the 16" crash cymbal.

I only have a dime.
Can I get two bees, please?

By definition, a reboot is warranted when something has already been booted once.

No love for ANYONE'S performance in OatMB.

Zap will teach Troy to drink.
Troy will teach Zap to love.

I can't think of a feminine nickname for Clementine.

They learned that Gwyneth just didn't play Plath cheeky enough.