Expanding on the whole "Walt Disney is frozen underneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride" theme mentioned earlier… Serious question, what happens if the cryogenics company that stores you goes under? I mean, obviously the whole procedure is bullshit and you're dead either way, but does the creditor get all the…

I KNEW IT! A kindly old gentleman like Rush would never stoop to such lowbrow insults! Bravo, Dogstyle Afternoon, you have restored my faith in conservative talk-radio.

UPDATE: Tegan and Sara, America's moral-compass duo, respond to fastandsloppy's remark with overly-long blog post about how premarital sex will send you straight to hell

That reminds me: I stumbled onto an incredibly extreme-right-wing blog a few days ago, and they kept calling the first lady "Moochelle." I assume this is some sort of barb at her weight, but I never thought she was overweight at all? The "extreme-right-wing blog" probably answers my own question here, but do other…

Dikachu appears to have instantly developed a knack for predicting Weekly World News headlines

That insult was WEAK. You can do way better!

First thing I thought when I saw Montypark's post? Space Jam. Trump's pout also reminds me of the villain.

Haha yeah I think Thompson was joking. But good point about the "family values" nonsense. Other than the abortion issue, it seems most of the GOP kinda gave that up: it just doesn't bring in the worried parents like it did in the 90's and it certainly isn't much fun.

ZING!

I miss the good ol' days of sane Republican presidential candidates. Plus president Thompson would have been super meta: an actor who once played the U.S. president on TV becomes the U.S. president!

Mad props for the costume, yo. I sorta expect someone to comment "You should have used port-a-potty breaks to change into costumes of Peter Sellers' other characters."

Awfully hostile towards the hipster douchebags, phodreaw; the lady doth protest too much. And the game:

@anyaroses Wow, I did not expect to get challenged there. But I don't think I ever saw Inside Schwartz so I'll be a good sport and give you the W here

I don't know, I just kind of thought we were past that stage in music. I thought that artists and critics could accept differences in content and focus on evaluating a musician based on actual merit. Tyler's lyrics are undoubtedly offensive. But I'm under the impression that the tracks acknowledge how disturbing the…

I honestly can't think of a group I'd imagine more likely to do shit like criticize another musician's content that Tegan and Sara. Seriously, I'm more appalled at them for caring than I ever could be at the "offending" artist.

Emeril was undoubtedly the worst thing about fall 2001

I reckon he done zanged you good

My theory is that Mickey Rooney is the Super-Mutant Bieber exiled to our past from the future. And Andy Rooney some sort of mole rat.

Nah you're wrong too. He'll face a series of increasingly absurd adversaries such as Montanra, Jonas the Three Headed Monster, and finally SpaceBieber, before being reincarnated in an awful reboot where he lays eggs in the Air Canada Centre in Toronto

Bieber…
v.s. MechaBieber?