my 2 films
I don't cry in movies. I get moved, I get a little sad, but I just don't cry. However, there are 2 movies that send me over the edge every time. The first is "And The Band Played On" The amount of people dying as well as the frustration I feel due to the stubborness of Alan Alda's cocky character.

Joanne
I am soooo happy she was disqualified. I didn't think she should have made it in anyway. She forgot the words to EVERY song she sang. Although, finding out about her affair with an executive answered the question WTF?!

Tweaker
I couldn't stop laughing when the guy came on and started licking his lips. Meth is not a good assistant to any audition!!

She was definately too harsh on her fan. That girl didn't sound all THAT bad. She should have encouraged her song writing potential.

Welcome Back AI
I have decided that:

First Wives Club
I know this movie was a comedy, but if you think about it, blackmail on tax evasion and underage sex, not too mention buying your exes partners out of the company so you can basically screw his career… pretty damn vengeful

ok, so… Jeff Goldblum/Suresh turning into the fly?

I watched Murder She Wrote with my grandmother growing up and half the time I couldn't figure out what it was. My friends and I were watching a rerun and have decided that JB Fletcher doesn't solve crimes, she tells the killer that they did it and confuse them into a confession.

Paula
We all are aware that crazy and kooky Paula is just something that America has come to expect from her, but what happened last night?

David Cook Attacks KC
It's times like this that I wished I lived somewhere else. Starting at 5:30 am (that's right 5:30 am) my alarm clock blared David Cook's name and how excited they are that he'll be here tomorrow for David Cook day.

"I am feeling fat and sassy"

Rejected
Earlier today, I said a prayer on her for KLC to go home and it happened..

Kristy Lee Cook
Dear (enter preferred deity)

That's because he rapes you with his eyes.

OMG.. that has got to be one of the funniest catch phrases South Park has ever come up with.

OMG.. that has got to be one of the funniest catch phrases South Park has ever come up with.

1. I don't like being raped by David's alien eyes. I swear I almost felt my anus bleeding a little bit as he sang.

I told everyone Ryan was close to getting mounted on stage. It's going to happen.

Leave it to the gay man to point out the obvious. Brooke was NOT crying. In fact, they put shimmer over what I guess to be clear lip gloss near her eyes and it gives the appearance of crying, but if you look closer. Glitter all the way.

I was very upset to see Danny go and Chikezie stay. His sass would have kept the show interesting and he'll still be talked about all the way to the finale, mark my words.