The non-cast member you're talking about is Mike O'Brien. He has a funny web series called "7 Minutes In Heaven."

Amy McIntyre = Cafe Mom

And has it truly been so long since the Boondocks?

I admire your dedication.

He and Tom had a falling out, if I'm not mistaken.

Take it back.

D-12 = a bunch of black guys who rap like Eminem
Odd Future = something different?

Both

Clockers is the shit. Especially since you like the Wire.

NICE TRY, RIHANNA

Abed?

Some little kid's gonna shoot him in the head.

The hardest job in the White House is the President. The second hardest job is not Chief of Staff, it's not National Security Advisor, and it's not Press Secretary, although I'm gaining a certain amount of respect for Press Secretaries. The second hardest job in the White House belongs to a 21-year-old kid named…

Will you teach me how to hack?

He listens to hip-hop.

And Kangaroo Jack.

the Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. I'm from the Michael Scott school of abbreviation

Not everybody could fux with tAoJJbtCRF, but Renner gave a good — if small — performance in it.

I'll wager that nobody else has mentioned that Community is only tangentially related to this article!

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