It seems like Hickman already has the emotional peg of his Avengers run figured out - it's laid out at the end of issue #1, with the anonymous narration. "So we assembled. How could we not? We were Avengers."

And now there are people saying you can still shoot a guy wearing a vest in the face. Well, of course. You can also stuff a grenade down his pants if you get close enough.

And now there are people saying you can still shoot a guy wearing a vest in the face. Well, of course. You can also stuff a grenade down his pants if you get close enough.

But he's from New Jersey, where as I understand it, buying body armor is legal.

But he's from New Jersey, where as I understand it, buying body armor is legal.

He was wearing body armor.

He was wearing body armor.

I can't get over how many people still use the "concealed carry" argument when nearly all of these mass shooters turn out to have been wearing bulletproof vests.

I can't get over how many people still use the "concealed carry" argument when nearly all of these mass shooters turn out to have been wearing bulletproof vests.

Exactly. The Asylum movies aren't just bad, they're boring. They think once they come up with a goofy title and a little stunt casting they're done.

Exactly. The Asylum movies aren't just bad, they're boring. They think once they come up with a goofy title and a little stunt casting they're done.

It was the Harry Dean Stanton cameo.

It was the Harry Dean Stanton cameo.

In Superman IV he fixes the Great Wall of China just by looking at it!

In Superman IV he fixes the Great Wall of China just by looking at it!

Someone said these trailers make Man of Steel look like "Terrence Malick's Superman" and now I'm already upset that this movie won't actually be that. Because that sounds AWESOME.

Someone said these trailers make Man of Steel look like "Terrence Malick's Superman" and now I'm already upset that this movie won't actually be that. Because that sounds AWESOME.

Michael Bay already has an idea for that movie, and unfortunately it involves casting Sean Hayes as a ninja.

Michael Bay already has an idea for that movie, and unfortunately it involves casting Sean Hayes as a ninja.

Meanwhile, the decision to shoot "Where's My Water?" in the middle of the Pacific Ocean will cost Sony $500 million and become the "Heaven's Gate" of phone game movies.