I see you bitches is enjoying my sparkling wine.

No, you're thinking of Otm Shank.

No, you're thinking of Otm Shank.

You wanna watch Top Gun again?

You wanna watch Top Gun again?

I take these glasses off, you look okay. I put them back on…FORMALDEHYDE FACE!

I take these glasses off, you look okay. I put them back on…FORMALDEHYDE FACE!

Will Jeremy Piven play Michael Medved, then?

Will Jeremy Piven play Michael Medved, then?

"Vamps" was only playing on one screen, according to Box Office Mojo. A $500-per-screen average is terrible no matter how many screens you're talking about, of course, but that's a mitigating factor to be sure.

"Vamps" was only playing on one screen, according to Box Office Mojo. A $500-per-screen average is terrible no matter how many screens you're talking about, of course, but that's a mitigating factor to be sure.

He doesn't do much to endear himself when he pops up right after a tense moment in the show shouting "OMG NERD STUFF HASHTAG!" into the camera.

He doesn't do much to endear himself when he pops up right after a tense moment in the show shouting "OMG NERD STUFF HASHTAG!" into the camera.

It seemed pretty obvious that Michonne knows the Governor is a bastard, based on her super-cagey conversation with him in front of the National Guard caravan. Why wouldn't she want to clue Andrea in on that?

It seemed pretty obvious that Michonne knows the Governor is a bastard, based on her super-cagey conversation with him in front of the National Guard caravan. Why wouldn't she want to clue Andrea in on that?

The preview for next week had Herschel saying, "She's going to need formula." Granted, he may have been talking about Carol.

The preview for next week had Herschel saying, "She's going to need formula." Granted, he may have been talking about Carol.

But that dresser will have a substantial second-week drop-off, I'll bet.

But that dresser will have a substantial second-week drop-off, I'll bet.

I wasn't ready to let Halloween go this weekend, so I watched a few horror movies I had sitting on my DVR. Dracula 3000 was, as you could imagine, awful. Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniak, Coolio and Tiny Lister are the crew of a salvage ship in the 31st century who stumble upon a derelict space ship carrying Dracula…