I wasn't ready to let Halloween go this weekend, so I watched a few horror movies I had sitting on my DVR. Dracula 3000 was, as you could imagine, awful. Casper Van Dien, Erika Eleniak, Coolio and Tiny Lister are the crew of a salvage ship in the 31st century who stumble upon a derelict space ship carrying Dracula…

Is "Some Nights" the first song written specifically to be featured on "Glee?"

Is "Some Nights" the first song written specifically to be featured on "Glee?"

That one on the top is much funnier if you imagine the pigtailed girl making the "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" pod-person noise as she watches the can roll by.

That one on the top is much funnier if you imagine the pigtailed girl making the "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" pod-person noise as she watches the can roll by.

That's not Michelle Williams? Well, I'll be damned.

That's not Michelle Williams? Well, I'll be damned.

There's no way Rob Schneider won't be in this.

There's no way Rob Schneider won't be in this.

I know everyone's talking about it, but I don't think you'd like "Pulp Fiction," Mom. You're probably not going to like it very much, Mom. There's a lot of profanity and explicit dialogue in it, Mom. Seriously, Mom, someone gets their face shot off in it. Yeah, Travolta dances in it, but a little while later he…

I know everyone's talking about it, but I don't think you'd like "Pulp Fiction," Mom. You're probably not going to like it very much, Mom. There's a lot of profanity and explicit dialogue in it, Mom. Seriously, Mom, someone gets their face shot off in it. Yeah, Travolta dances in it, but a little while later he…

This weekend I saw Miami Connection, which may be the dumbest movie about karate ever made. It's the story of Dragon Sound, a rock band made up of karate orphans who sing songs that would have been deemed too corny for Kids Incorporated. Nevertheless, they are hired by the hottest nightclub in Orlando (NOTE: this…

This weekend I saw Miami Connection, which may be the dumbest movie about karate ever made. It's the story of Dragon Sound, a rock band made up of karate orphans who sing songs that would have been deemed too corny for Kids Incorporated. Nevertheless, they are hired by the hottest nightclub in Orlando (NOTE: this…

Good, the sooner this comes out, the sooner I can forget it existed.

Good, the sooner this comes out, the sooner I can forget it existed.

Thanks for the support, AV Clubbers!

Thanks for the support, AV Clubbers!

Big weekend for me personally, as I reached the end of nearly two years' worth of work on my YA novel and turned it in to Harper's e-book label for consideration. They were accepting unsolicited manuscripts for two weeks ending yesterday, so that provided me with all the motivation I needed to polish it up and finally…

Big weekend for me personally, as I reached the end of nearly two years' worth of work on my YA novel and turned it in to Harper's e-book label for consideration. They were accepting unsolicited manuscripts for two weeks ending yesterday, so that provided me with all the motivation I needed to polish it up and finally…

It's great to have the show back, obviously, but this episode was a little soft. I thought turning on the sound to Dee and Dennis' summer camp movies killed the joke, for one thing. Wouldn't the two of them reacting to their little selves silently and gleefully seig-heiling have been funnier?