See as little hope as I have for this movie after the mess of Into Darkness, we now have a movie directed by Justin Lin, written by Simon Pegg, and starring Idris Elba as a villain. It's so crazy, it might just work.

Yea, my beard is a product of sheer laziness, not care!

-Kelly Preston

As someone who grew up where the family business was an awesome deli in the suburbs, I approve this statement.

Crossover with The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt!

That literally looks like a picture from one of the less grounded episodes of Fantasy Island

Ha! He was in Teen Beat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media…

I still get "Hey, it's the guy from The Hangover!" and then I'm like,
"Yea, and my name's even Zak!" and they just look at me like I'm crazy
because they don't actually know his name. Fucking idiots.

Somehow when I had a goatee (with connecting moustache) I would get both "Hans Gruber" and "Tom Green" on a regular basis. Which blew my mind at the time how I could look like both, but in retrospect I guess it's not that crazy.
http://cheezburger.com/1698…

All fat guys with facial hair are fun to be around! Although I bet Action Bronson gets tiring after awhile.

It didn't help his "stand up" either. Ba dum bum!

Yea, the comments here are better than that 'reflection'. Say what you want about Maron's note, but it's the only one that was like, "I knew him and this is why he was important".

I wanna know the punchline of that porcupine/armadillo joke.

I'm pretty cool though.

They should have the voice be Don Draper and go all 12 Monkeys on us.

Or Connecticut or Long Island or Queens

Those people live int he projects on Avenue C though. Same area, different neighborhood.

"while her family and friends have offered clothes, toothbrushes, and couches to crash on"

It's easy to live in New York… unless you're picky. Myself? I've never paid more than $800 a month. It's the people who require doormen, convenient neighborhoods (despite living in a safe and reliable commuter city with Seamless and Fresh Direct), and new kitchen appliances that unnaturally inflate rent prices.

In the same neighborhood? 3 months