Phew! So I can lay claim to the Trickstarter copyright! MWAHAHAHAHA

A 20-something from Portland who can get a rent control apartment in the East Village is clearly a witch.

Yea, this should be on Kickstarter.

That's true. Good point. I'm just a bitter young man who still gets mad when nouveau hipsters complain about the L train. When I lived off the L Train, there'd be whole months where we had to take the J and walk 20 blocks. Harrumph.

All the people who lived in that building who aren't pretty white artists were evicted in 1997.

Yea, I mean… fucking it happened to a lot of people. The mildly famous people are the ones that don't really NEED donations, right?

That soundtrack too.

And the set for Hoth has become a weigh station for Ice Road Truckers

Hahaha, it's still a good line I wish I thought of.

Ok guys, I just want you to picture the whole kingpin/queen/pawn analogy from the first season, but they're looking at a 3-dimensional chessboard.

"Can I get some Romulan Ale?"
"Bloodwine okay?"
"That's a Klingon drink!"

Qaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-pla'
-Clay Davis

Naked Gun 33 1/3 was numbered that way to represent Jesus' age at the death and resurrection

Wait… so how's this different than the one that they released ten years ago? Is it just a re-release? Or is it the "remastered" aspect?

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That's why I keep a handful of loose change, a South African driver's license I made in MS Paint, and those glasses with the fake nose and moustache on my person at all times!

I understand that you can use the word "smug" in reference to anything Bill Maher says… it really doesn't quite jibe here.

Well, Condorcet Method sites based off of Hot or Not's premise popped up well before FaceMash.
Also, HotorNot introduced an option to contact people who posted pictures before Tindr as well.

You can call a girl "she". That's just one of the many things you can call "she".

A pun thread about suicide. Jeez man. I can't believe the Nirvana.