The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.

Bruce. Campbell.

Poo.

Especially in a Chinese submarine!

I like to think it shows that lessons were learned - it's much harder to completely disappear in a swimming pool.

Careless, yes, but you must admit it is a story for the ages.

Damn dollars are worth less than regular dollars, right? Also, I'd be very interesting in the thought process that led to that particular double feature.

I'm not proud of how hard I laughed at that.

Well the State Government is ruthlessly culling sharks at the moment, because if there's even a hint of a problem (which there really wasn't) the best solution is to kill the bastards responsible. This should theoretically ensure my safety.

Yes.

In fairness though, the likelihood of this current government actually knowing anything about anything at all is pretty slim.

We have top men looking into it. Top. Men.
I do plan on going for a swim tomorrow, so if I find anything I'll be sure to let you know.

I'm Australian. We still cool, right? You pay later!

No, I was just being facetious. Also I'm not Christian or American.

Aren't we supposed to be outraged that they're both white? Isn't that what we do now?

BAM!

Nup. Please leave now without causing a fuss.

"(U.S. addresses only, sorry)"

"He's like a more grizzled Tommy Lee Jones."
Fuck me, that's one grizzled human being.

When she's babysitting?