He's not just. He just wants Malisandre's poon.

Boltons are worse than Stannis? Nope.

If she doesn't fly on a dragon, then why are we even watching?

How many of you even knew Shireen's name before tonight?

If Dany doesn't ride a dragon, then why the fuck are we even bothering with this shit.

A million times, this.

The Dorne scenes are completely ridiculous because nobody gives two shits about anything that happens in Dorne. They need to drop that entire storyline. It's the worst.

But she's really hot though, right?

An A is way too high for a retread of the exact same joke that this exact same show has already made. Come on.

No, you're just confused by the fact that it was filmed in black and white.

I guess this show is just going to do the same joke over and over again now. This episode just stretched out the focus group part of "You Would Bang Her?" to the full time and replaced the focus group with a jury, which is basically the same thing. Lazy, disappointing shit. This season has been really awful so far.