Looks like somebody took a huge love all over your dreams, sucker

Jim, did you just suggest that Helen Keller inflicted her handicapable on herself? Because if you did, that…

Seems that Maybe You Should Drive is all about suicide. All I know is I listened to nothing but MYSD and Guster's Lost & Gone Forever for a whole summer in high school and couldn't figure out why i was so depressed all the time

Impossible. There's nothing Christian about people coming back from the dead and walking the earth

Whatever happened to…
Honey Bunches of Scrots? I loved that name and think of it everytime I'm in the cereal aisle.*

This was my biggest complaint about the movie as well. The damn thing is called "Half Blood Prince" and it's forgotten about for 90% of the movie. The HBP as a character is merely a vehicle for Harry to obtain the Felix Felicis and then is scrapped until the (very quick and anticlimactic) reveal at the end. In the…

It's nice to know that there are others out there that can identify the unique vinegar-esque smell of stale popcorn and flat soda that has fallen behind the trash bin and allowed to mold over. Thanks to Movietunes, I can no longer hear Cher's "Believe" without my nostrils snapping shut and my eyes welling up with…

Boy would our face be red if that were true

Coming up next: a widower, his brother-in-law, and their best friend pontificate over matters such as the non-predictability of life and where the milkman and paper boy could have run off to. Stay tuned

A story by His Majesty, Prince William Smith the Fresh
My story begins in the city of my birth and upbringing: the western-most part of Philadelphia, PA. Most days(if one were so inclined to look) I could be found cavorting with the other neighborhood children in one of the city's many local playgrounds. Oftentimes…

I think you have to negotiate the price with the driver before you go…but yeah they do that.

"and I'm his friend, Jesus!" is a good one whenever someone is introducing themselves.

oh yeah. that bitch

I hate them. I hate them so much. There's really no reason for any of them. I think Foxx is a smug bastard who deserves to feel the underside of my spinning tires. Moore looks like she's on the verge of crying at any moment and it sends me into an apoplectic rage. And as for Goldie Hawn…I don't know. Her face…

I call it my "Hit and Run" list
People I would run down in my car if I saw them walking down the street:

No love for
Tenement?

Sweet Lord
Sophia Loren looks like Brendan Fraser should be hunting her

yeah but…these people also re-elected Nixon. They're obviously fans of the underdog

I shall answer that with a condescending sigh and a slight nod of my head.

Rorschach may be a whore's son, but he's no whore