The Three Musketeers . . . in space! (They have laser muskets.)

Since they're clearly trying to ruin it, they might as well throw in some steampunk shit.

This is Gonna Hurt
Apt album title.

It comes in handy when attempting to prove the existence of those "I Feel Like Chicken Tonight" commericials to your young girlfriends.

Women really could stand to tone down the effusive gushing over these puling brats. It's just a baby. They are born everyday. Settle the fuck down.

I would rather see the series go in the Salvation direction than have ANOTHER movie where Skynet sends a robot back in time.

There likely different issues at play here.

Newman: "I need a real pretty face."

The second baby in V, only less lovable.

She's also one of those not-very-talented performers who got where they are through their looks yet refuse to do nude scenes. The audience to whom she is meant to appeal would like their walking masturbation fodder to at least provide good masturbation fodder. I'm calling this the Alba Principle.

I guess he won't be considered guilty by association with all the terrible race-baiting crap they say on the KQ morning show.

@Milk Box Hero
I remember all too well. She was suddenly presented as the next Lucille Ball because she was the rare playmate who could string together a sentence on TV. Every subsequent project she's done has been terrible.

It's imaginary history. Like the moon landing.

Also
A lot of people who claim they've seen Lyres are godfathers.

These days it's always Wisconsin-post-rock-indie this, Wisconsin-post-rock-indie that. Enough with the Wisconsin post-rock indie.

Also, talk about bad timing:

Who's got a case of Co-Ed Fever?

Who gets to be the cautionary tale?

Prom 2: The Search For Carlie's Fold

First I've heard of it as well. I'm still going to speculate that all the characters lose their anal viginity in the second one.