MY BLEEDING EARS
Am I the only one who despises every note of every song this horrible, horrible excuse for a band has ever put out? Kate is inexplicably being interviewed every damn morning this week on a radio station here in Portland, and of course after every interview they play a song from this god-awful new…

Besides…
Who else was Stephanie ever going to find who enjoyed making animated films using cellophane and fabric boats? And who else but Stephanie would get what he means when he says, "That's genius, like a vegetable Noah's ark!," as if anyone in the entire world had ever thought of that before. Clearly, they're…

Here's a thought…
Why this need to compare and contrast Eternal Sunshine with The Science of Sleep? Because they're both directed by Michel Gondry? ESOTSM is absolutely a Kaufman film, while The Science of Sleep is all Gondry.

No, not really. And what is YOUR point, exactly, now that we're on the subject?

I AGREE…
The skits in Prince Paul's Prince Among Thieves work amazingly well to move along the narrative of what is not so much a concept album as a ghetto fairytale set to music.

KAY CORLEONE
is one of the most annoying characters in film history. I don't know if she was written that way, or if it was just Diane Keaton herself. The character is just so monumentally stupid. Like in Godfather II, "Oh, my, I can't believe my husband and his mob family are up to no good! I thought we were…

I guess one could say that the fact there is nothing hateable about GGB is in itself hateable. In any case, he is a gift to humanity.

Hell yeah, I've seen The King! I own every Gael Garcia Bernal film (ok, I said it). The King is great, definitely not for everyone. One of the most mesmerizing downward spirals ever put to film. William Hurt also kicked ass. Oh, and Gael went shirtless and had clearly been working out a lot. Ok, I have to go…

ANA CLAUDIA TALANCON
This interview is missing the obligatory condescending comments on the strength of Ana Claudia Talancon's English, a necessity in any English-language film featuring a Mexican actor. I think she's the one in the church-death, scene, right? Give the girl some credit! She was great in The Crime…