Why does everybody hate Oliver…all he wanted was to play footsie with Cindy!

Why does everybody hate Oliver…all he wanted was to play footsie with Cindy!

I always liked Mike and Nancy Karr's house on Edge of Night better than I did the Brady house….and Karr was a lawyer!

And so are Aunt Lake's persimmon preserves.

Time to change….

You must be from Cincinnati.

Kind of like on The Edge of Night.

So would Martin Tourneur, New Orleans' most famous gambler and the real father of Carol's girls.

Fyvush Finkel

Or Perri Gilpin from "Frasier".

I hear he's looking to rent my grandparents' old house in Kentucky…but watch out, what's in that attic upstairs would scare the crap out of even Stewie Griffin!

Cindy must have like that…has the hero of Akron-Canton ever been down Mansfield way? That's where I"m from originally.

For the role of great-Grandma Brady, please…either Elaine Stritch or Joan Copeland! Enough Betty White already!

For the role of great-Grandma Brady, please…either Elaine Stritch or Joan Copeland! Enough Betty White already!

Just make the Brady (Berger) men Jewish…that's the main reason that "The Brady Bunch" exists anyway. Sherwood Schwartz, who was Jewish, created a dark headed man and his dark headed sons to join up with a blonde mother and her three blonde daughters. Shiksa love is a concept as old as Hollywood itself…from George…

Just make the Brady (Berger) men Jewish…that's the main reason that "The Brady Bunch" exists anyway. Sherwood Schwartz, who was Jewish, created a dark headed man and his dark headed sons to join up with a blonde mother and her three blonde daughters. Shiksa love is a concept as old as Hollywood itself…from George…

I'll bet you're a "Green Acres" fan; those Gabors are more interesting dead than any living Kardashian.

Jennifer Aniston as Marcia, Gwyneth Paltrow as Jan and Reese Witherspoon as (my)
Cindy…shiksa,shiksa,shiksa!

Jennifer Aniston as Marcia, Gwyneth Paltrow as Jan and Reese Witherspoon as (my)
Cindy…shiksa,shiksa,shiksa!

Here's an idea…George Clooney as Greg, set in a small town in Kentucky. Lots of trips to Kings Island!