It's psychics like the one in "The Oracle Wore A Cashmere Suit" that give a bad name to TV psychics everywhere.

I got more tears than I got gray hairs.

I was always a V.I. Warshawski man, myself.

Who the fuck wants another remake?! HOOOOORRRAAAYYYY!!!

It's much less offensive when Darius Rucker sells BK chicken:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

This guy's got more stents than props.

When reading "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy," my mind's eye pictured PSH as Smiley.  I predict an interesting project.

…but will Statham wear Reynolds' toupee?

I was hoping for "slow motion afro."

Boring.  Now Elaine Boozler, there was a comedienne.  She had better hair, too.

Kevin Pollack to the white courtesy phone…

Lousy A.V. Club - using a Debra Messing picture to fool me into reading the article.

I predict she will leave her current partner, after becoming romantically involved with her co-star.

Looks like Katherine made a Vanasse of herself.

My Spivey sense predicts ILM's new plastic surgery franchise will not work out.

Surely the toupee would have ignited.
Bob Katz uses synthetic hair.