Like you really needed to tell me which one one Helen Mirren. 

I took Barrowman's regular presence on Arrow to mean that Miracle Day had killed off Torchwood once and for all.

Now just imagine that it claims to exist in the same universe as Doctor Who.

2 was definitely disappointing, but some time in early season 3 the
writers apparently decided that they hated me and you and anyone else
who had even tried to like the show, and that they wouldn't be satisfied
until every last one of us gave up in despair.  Whoever was reviewing
it at the time summed it up with "this…

Early Torchwood was badly written and had some silly plots, and the TW team were all assholes, and it seemed to think its target audience was exactly 21 years old, but it was kind of fun too.  Miracle day on the other hand was torture to watch and made changes to its world from which I don't expect the show to recover.

I usually cast my first turtle right after breakfast.

Late-period Heroes and Torchwood: Miracle Day spring to mind.

Tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up!

Looks like it's a good week to be Eddie Murphy.

Now can you show me how to make gaymonade?

I made shrimp tempura for Patty Hearst.

It did sound too perfect to have been real.

Murphy probably was amusing his friends with Cosby impressions long before he worked as a comedian. 

That smile was borrowed from Paula Deen.  Whenever I see it I imagine that just offscreen someone has a gun pointing at her head.

Seriously.  I think if I were to list the 10 most philosophically Christian people I know, half of them would be Buddhists and the other half are Quakers.  No, I didn't make the list.

Hey, it's the famous musician Billy Bob Thornton!  When did he start dabbling in cinema?

My housemate back then claimed he could tell from a species' facial ridges whether or not they had cloaking technology.  I wanted to call shenanigans, but he was right most of the time.

Maybe those are the words Crichton picked up early, so he doesn't need them translated.  It does allow the crew to be appropriately foul-mouthed as a gang of criminals should be.  

Only time the soundtrack bothered me was during the Loony Tunes episode, but I disliked pretty much everything about that one.

Worf's displays of prowess are especially pathetic because the show used him as a yardstick for toughness.  We know Klingons are supposed to be really strong and tough, so when another tough guy comes along, they prove he's tough by having him best Worf.  Narratively it makes sense, but the overall impression is that…