Looks like someone figured out their 3rd-favorite RPG from 15 years ago had a dungeon editor.

Cornelius is handy with a bow.  Who knew?

Pilot bread is probably a pretty good approximation of Tolkein's "cram".

I'd just like to point out that if that rug had been designed to fly, it should have had a braided edge rather than tassels.  

Once you stop feeling obliged to see every Tim Burton movie, the winces at the mention of Johnny Depp should diminish considerably.  He has a ridiculously wide range when he's not busy delivering That Tim Burton Feeling.

Yeah, it's a nice change.  When this movie came out, I was just starting to get sick of Pacino playing Pacino.

This movie is really good, and I fucking hate mafia movies.

Don't forget the lime Starburst.  I still remember how pissed I was the first time I unwrapped a pack and found no lime ones

I was happy to find out you can watch Pull My Daisy on Youtube.

The final book of the Chung Kuo series: last time I checked you could get it in crappy shape for 200 bucks.

You're doing it wrong.  You need to go back and read Hyperion, and then find out what a jackass he is.

Well it's not perfected yet.

That's adorable.  I volunteer at my library sorting discards for their book sale, and it is appalling how many books pass through there in decent shape with absolutely nowhere to go.

Holy shit, did it have Robotron with double-joysticks?

I'm a little curious about that purse.  I dabble a bit in specialized wallet-making myself.

I never heard of him, but any guy who returns a lost comic book to Nicholas Cage deserves a kind word.  It's a stand-up move.

What then, there should be nothing in between Van Halen and Frank Zappa?

One day, somebody around here is going to have to discuss the Holy Modal Rounders.

It's not that strange.  Once you have one, its limitations become obvious.  For hunting, I guess you could cover all your bases with two guns if one of them is a shotgun, but it would be imprecise and wasteful.  Once you start talking about defense, though, you are going down a rabbit hole and there will never be…

I think everything Ween has ever done shows the same tug-of-war between the joy of rock stardom and the knowledge of its absurdity.