I just realized Snow totally had Aspergers.

I went to college, and it was ok.

A lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.

Plus one.

I woke up and shit a squirrel.

Hangover 2: The Puke-ining. Get it?

He called me a rapist and a recluse. I am not a recluse!

Ellen Page. Wait.

I'll have what they were drinking in Sideways 2.

WTF
is LeBeouf lol

But what about the heart-warming scene where everyone learns to lighten up and dance like no one's watching?

The number one rule of the road is never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. You will break this rule, and you will regret it—to paraphrase Kris Kristofferson.

Actually, Ralphie May kinda looks like a lesbian Orson Welles.

You had me at Michelle Williams.

Before a pick up game of basketball, Cube would page his on-call statistician, to keep track of the rebounds and what not.

I like
their new Chupacabra supreme.

Nah the inspiration for Rocky was a journeyman named Chuck Wepner.

How dare you, talkingstove for not hating each of these acts because they aren't the Clash.

Lady Gaga
is the most interesting thing to happen to pop music in a while. Amiright?

I'm older than Moses and I know all of these songs. I guess I'm a douchebag. With a thirteen year old girlfriend.