Very bullshit finale.

good gawd I had to mute the third time I heard the decision can cost a million. Then Probst boasted about how dramatic it all was. She is boring and awful. Backhanding how savvy she was. Yeah, right.

It was a pledge Sheldon wrote.

I always feel like I missed half the show when I come here. Dum dum duuuuum.

The Slap. You know, the kid everybody at the party wanted to slap?

It's all about the spectrum, baby. Whatever spectrum you want it to be. Because it's all about the spectrum.

People who consider themselves semi-sovereign? Lots of them for sure.

I'm always stunned by how honest everyone appears to answer Probst's questions at TC.

Weather is playing a big part this season. Not all islands in the past seasons I've seen have been hot even though in my midwestern mind island = hot. But I keep wondering if they encourage the women to wear the bare minimum. Because I probably wouldn't. Debbie is scary thin and her suit sucks. Glad she was taken…

I should rename myself Unintentional Ball Innuendo.

Don't worry, he still says fire represents life every damned episode so I still want to smack him all these years later.

Wasn't there a celebrity wife who complained her husband wanted their daughter out of diapers asap because they made her butt look bad?

I never gave it much credence, but in my case my 4 or 5 year old son really really loved his mommy in a way that was almost romantic. I took it as his developing feelings for others beyond what they could do for him. A practice for the future I thought, because kids tend to clamp those things down until they approach…

Weirdly, rubber had a bad smell in the 60's and 70's before everything became synthetic, so the term makes me nauseous. Weirdly.

I thought baby bump was another cutesy British term so it gets a pass from me. The alternative is baby belly or not referring to it at all? Personally I was proud of my enlarged uterus.

Remember in It's A Wonderful Life when Donna Reed shouted to her mother "he's making violent love to me!" Making love used to mean flirting because nobody ever had sex before marriage in the 40's.

I read about halfway down and no mention of Bob Saget about his newborn? While in the hospital as I recall? I don't think you can top that one.I heard it here first. Ugh. Now I can never unhear it again.

I don't know why when he has said several times through the years he wants to date Ivanka. I guess Tiffany didn't measure up. The still of him with the hands was pretty terrible though.

At this point it's damn creepy and sad and I don't think there's a thread where you don't mention it. I guess you like them younger than I thought.

Play date bothers the crap out of me. It's just two mothers getting together and bringing their kids to play. Or one parent babysitting for another. Play date my ass. Mine is 25 so that term must be younger. Remember when you opened the door and just let the kid go out and play? It just comes off as something…