Which, in turn is a callback to Lutz's "If you wanted a kiss so bad, why don't you kiss a potato like the rest of us?" from 30 Rock

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Yeah why would anybody want to learn about something in a way that matches what they're learning? Who needs to see a shot happen in real time when you can read a laborious description of it?

From his review: "I began to wonder if the author of the original novel, Thomas Harris, had started the project by jotting down a list of the great universal phobias and dreads. Here is a movie involving not only cannibalism and the skinning of people, but also kidnapping, being trapped in the bottom of a well,…

Tatiana Maslany and Tatiana Maslany.

Also, Vince Gilligan! (I think)

Bert! is the new Tusk!

"You made one mistake, Potter. You double crossed me and left me alive!"

Have you even seen the first Airplane? Like 80% of the jokes in that ring of vaudeville. And it's wonderful.

It's called "Klosterman-ing"

It was just as good as Paul F. Tompkins' John Lennon impression.

Favorite Gandolfini Moment Thread:

They Shut-the-Door-Have-A-Seat-ed the A.V. Club. They're on their way to a brighter future at Tobias-Rabin-Robinson-Koski-Phipps.

Scrubs is next week, I think

Naw, he was too busy teaching America to laugh.

Does it worry anyone else that they seem to be intent on bringing back every single guest star from the original three seasons? I have faith in Mitch Hurwitz and everything, but it doesn't seem like it'd be easy to organically insert all of these characters back into the show.

The cast of Cougar Town should have guest judged.

Speaking of which, no Telegraph Avenue?

Speaking of which, no Telegraph Avenue?

They also rejected it for being to similar to Corey in the House.