I first started getting high when the simpsons was in its prime and weed was not nearly as good as it is now. I remember the "I call him Gamblor" line killing me so bad I had to pause the VHS tape and lay down for a while.

Beuregard to the rescue!
I'm not looking up the correct spelling.

Man, I haven't gotten the giggles from being stoned in forever. I've smoked every evening for 2 decades now.

I don't think Herzog gets a "pass" for it. It's basically his MO, if not the entire thesis behind his documentary work, and he's never denied it or tried to pretend it wasn't the case.

Gelman also has lost a considerable amount of weight, though in the show it's meant to be only a few days.

I don't care if Neil Campbell or half the Birthday Boys are involved, if I had a group of friends that did that, I would gas the whole apartment through the window.

I quit going some years ago when I went in to buy a turntable preamp after seeing they sold them online. The guy didn't just tell me they didn't have one - he said that no such product existed. I showed him the model Radio Shack was meant to carry on my week-old brand new iPhone. Then he tried to sell me a cheap…

We all fight the patriarchy in our own way.

To the extent that you would take any comfort from a random internet person, it certainly sounds to me like you are not a bad person.

Well, I'm out of scotch tape right now, so normal man tie will have to do.

I was told to wear a red tie.

Lemme give you some advice. Don't let 'em give you any of that flanksteak bullshit. Go for the London Broil!

Hi, I'm Archie Bell, and these are the Drells! We've got a song for you called "Tighten Up!"

He wrote the riff in that song, too. When he produced the Butthole Surfers' Independent Worm Saloon he showed Paul Leary how he intended Page to actually play it, and it was way more complex. Leary said that there was no way even Page could have been able to play it the way it was written.

Then you have non-entities like Ming, who have been elevated to joke co-host status.

And making the 4K and HD versions different entries as well.

This is a great idea. The dedicated Youtube apps on my television, fire stick, PS3 and PS4 just aren't cutting it.

It's my favorite movie in recent memory. It's really goddamn good.

The only thing I've liked him in was The Assassination of Jesse James, and "loathsome douchebag" was kind of what the character was.

It's honestly just been weak for the last year or so. But today's ep with Middleditch and Ben Schwarz is pretty good so far.