What is the strawman here? You're not very good at this.
According to the rules of professional conduct I'm sworn to uphold, I have an obligation to not commit felonies that call into question my truthfulness before the tribunal. Anything else is between me and the state as long as I've got my CLEs and bar fees squared…

I started my comment with the admission that it's enough to put me in prison. I'll wait for you to argue that criminal battery derives from the victim's first amendment rights and rebut accordingly.

What's wrong with me? How much time you got? Jesus Christ, what a concern troll you are.
I'll defend his right to say whatever he wants to say without the government silencing him. Free speech is freedom from the government, not my fists.

I'm a criminal lawyer, and I know assault and battery are violent felonies.
But if I see this motherfucker, I'll punch his lights out, and if you get in my way with your "this doesn't help" wannabe Gandhi bullshit, you'll get one, too.

You kind of have to seek out the sad bastard music, though. Until I'm hearing "Girl in Amber" at the grocery store, I can dismiss her exhaustion. No one's calling "Big Yellow Taxi" sad bastard music, and that one assaults me nearly weekly.

It's almost like the brain can handle multiple things nonexclusively.

Considering he puts out an advertisement for band members who are influenced by Pailhead, and they end up forming a Marvin Gaye tribute act.

It at least helped to make me not think of him as a real-life Tom Haverford.

(window rolls up)

So, I take it Rapaport is the character he played in Spike Lee's Bamboozled? Maybe that movie is more clever than I thought it was.

Hopefully it changed a few gamergate/4chan types' minds.

Weird. I'm really susceptible to that, but it didn't get me on this particular game.

Our grandparents were much less conflicted about this issue.

Some of the best "sad bastard" music comes from women. Cat Power, Beth Gibbons/Portishead, PJ Harvey's White Chalk.

We have the most ridiculous man in history leading the country right now because the right will vote in a bloc and support each other regardless of who is running with an (R) next to their name.
Meanwhile we liberals are proudly united against each other, telling people who agree with us to "shut the fuck up and let…

I can't imagine how I would have reacted if it was someone pushing their most favorite thing ever on me. I was just sick in bed looking at youtube videos on TV one day, and it clicked with me.

"Taboola Sponsored Links" for the rest of us.

I was literally going to dump Seeso this week, too. Checkmate, Seeso.

Also good advice for the Flop House.

I used to be sick of these guys' omnipresence, but Monster Factory is just a delight. Griffin makes me laugh a lot. And he sounds like Scott Thompson from Kids in the Hall.