I've been smoking small amounts of pot every day for 20 years with a couple small breaks in there where I was trying to get jobs with drug tests. I managed to get a doctorate at night while working and then an amazing job, and honestly it's helped keep me sane and grounded through horrible things that easily could…

I wonder how much of the dry skin thing is just getting older, as I never had to moisturize before my mid-30s. I also was recently diagnosed with hypothyroidism, so the thought is the medication is going to help with that. I shower twice most days - in the morning and after exercising. It's probably excessive, but I…

I admit that I'm not a fan of your comedy, Cameron. But the vitriol against you among some of the people on here is ridiculous. This was/is a good column, and I appreciate you for writing it.

He recently did it on the TV show, too.

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife.

RESPECK MA NECK

Maybe he should shoot some cellphone video of a school shooting. I hear you've got some great tips for that.

I use one of these for bratwurst because someone at work was going to throw it away brand new. I live downtown in a city, and even though I had a nice propane grill locked down with a heavy bike chain, some fucking tweaker piece of shit stole the top of the clamshell of the grill for fuck's sake.
It takes 5x as long to…

No, not those singing fish plaques. Bill Bass works in accounting, and he never shuts the fuck up.

Yeah! He's not a Nazi! He just votes with them.

Mr. Majestyk is an honest-to-god good movie. We have a gimmick commenter around here based on that character.
Breakout is another fun as hell movie.

I started brining a few years ago. I use ginger ale/apple juice/salt, and I can't believe a roast bird can be that juicy.

As a straight white dude (surely the advice you're seeking the most), good on you for that last paragraph. Don't compromise, and don't feel the need to educate these people. If the last two decades haven't done it, you living your life is certainly more important than trying to be the one to finally get through to…

I guess I'll finally pull the trigger on Rocksmith. I have a little guitar experience, but never progressed past simple punk/hardcore and basic classic rock. It looks like the song selection is a little better than it used to be, though I'll probably have to go DLC for the better stuff. When that thing first came out,…

Do you shop at Food N Stuff?

I've heard that from other people, but every time I'm in NOLA I feel like I have way too many options to try something that I have three blocks from my house.

Unless, like me, your family's general cooking ineptitude has gradually progressed into you cooking every single fucking dish, and you begin to slide into a panic attack on Wednesday evening.

I live in a Louisiana-adjacent state who's had Popeye's for at least 20 years. Aside from that ubiquitous "I feel like shit after eating this" thing that you get at every fast food place, it's really fucking good here.

How in the hell is she 41?
She was fucking 25 in Strangers with Candy playing a high-school Freshman.

You might not willingly. But you're going to have to go to the grocery store eventually.