That's the point where you say, "what the fuck do you know, son?" Like, maybe you should have paid attention in history class, but what about the two decades of cultural osmosis you've had?

I finally finished Skyrim this week, having started it the day it came out in 2011. Took me longer than college. A lot of that was life interruptions and having a PS3 crash and losing about 40 hours of play (could have been worse), but it was cool to get it finally done, especially in time so that I won't be tempted…

Yeah, it's very likely. It also allowed John Russo to re-edit it with a godawful casio goth soundtrack and cast the composer of said soundtrack as a "creepy reverend" in newly shot scenes.

Considering your narcissism and ability to speak at length without saying a goddamn thing, maybe you should be.

Then Crest will come out with a press release. "We do not support any political candidates and would request that our name not be associated with this statement."

"When it became obvious what a dumb and cruel and spiritually and financially and militarily ruinous mistake our war in Vietnam was, every artist worth a damn in this country, every serious writer, painter, stand-up comedian, musician, actor and actress, you name it, came out against the thing. We formed what might be…

COREY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND LIFE??

The person who has to share his thoughts about everything often has nothing to say about anything.

My first Melvins show was seeing them open for White Zombie over twenty years ago. Later, I heard Buzz say that they played to a backing track, even though "all of their songs are basically just 'Immigrant Song' with Ministry beats." Now I can't unhear it.

This was Dowd's choice when he skipped the new Herzog movie because "he heard it was bad."

I don't know. Moore is the broken clock that's right twice a day. Trump's clock's hands have fallen off.

Those pitbull people take it way too far - yeah, I understand the "nanny dog" thing and that much of the problem lies with the owner. But that doesn't change the fact that I've been menaced by these animals. When I was delivering pizzas in college, one guy thought it would be funny to answer the door letting the dog…

Sad little people who have nothing interesting to say themselves. The worst part about contrarians is that they're also often solipsists. They seem personally offended when everyone doesn't agree with their deliberate pot-stirring.

He already made Aguirre, which ended like Trump's campaign will end on 11/8.

(On a wrecked raft on the Amazon with 400 stolen monkeys)

Well, if space isn't a concern - I usually delete data for games I'm done with - you can get an SSD for less than 50 bucks pretty easily.

Also, make sure it's an SSD and thank me later. It makes the loading times almost nothing.

Having finished it recently and moved on to Undead Nightmare, I wish I could have done that DLC right before the end of the game proper. It takes some of the tension away when you know everyone's doomed regardless of how the DLC plays out.

If Rockstar did a single-player DLC for GTAV, it would be a "call in sick for the rest of the week" level event for me.

I disagree, but RDR might have been the best XB/PS2-era game for my money.

I'd love that.
I'd also love a (modern) GTA set in London.