I bought a TV there about 11 years ago, and it was just a shitshow. Couldn't find anyone to ring me up - these stores would have workers on you like ants at a picnic until you actually needed assistance - and they wouldn't finance me even though I had spotless credit. Didn't even try to argue with them. Just paid cash.

They're thriving everywhere.

She and Ted own a condo a couple blocks from me, so I occasionally see them in town.

What irritates me is that they do have the info to properly recommend stuff. Back when it was a disc-based service, I spent hours rating titles and marking things "not interested." If "Watch it Again" is any indication, they still know what I've seen.

Same with Amazon. It has 15 years of purchases from me. I used to be…

"Worst moment of my life. He had shit in his pants!"

It'd be nice to give him benefit of the doubt that "88" in his name doesn't stand for "Heil Hitler." But the fact that he's ignored prior confrontations about it (and the predictable private disqus account) speaks volumes.

STOP EVERYTHING. AMAZON IS SELLING BOOKS AND TV SHOWS FOR NORMAL RETAIL PRICES.

Seems like the AVClub hasn't had a proofreader in some time. I blame it on Adam. He ruins everything.

Depends. Do I have to assume the mortgage?

A bunch of vegans from San Francisco? Probably not a rack of ribs.

I can't remember why I blocked TheSingulatarian a while back, but it appears that I made the correct choice.

I might be stealing this from someone (Bill Hicks?), but whenever someone said "my dad could beat up your dad," my internal response was, "when can we set that up? And can I bet on yours?"

SONPES IS A DEMOCRATICC WEBSITE WAKE UP SHEEPLE BENGHAZI!!!!!1!!!

As someone who has seasonal allergies, you generally spend the first couple days of any cold/sickness slugging OJ and Claritin and trying to convince yourself that's all it is.
If you're seeing conspiracy in that, forgive the "whataboutism," but you might need to point that skepticism 180 degrees.

I feel like I only see this sentiment from white men, who have the least to lose either way.

This is all you need to see about Kellyanne Fucking Conway:

You joke, but I literally have gotten a script because of this shit.

And his father is there on the playground, trying to pick him up, wearing a Burger King manager outfit.

People try to push the "they both lie!" thing so much. But on one side you have your run-of-the-mill, politically expedient partisan lies, and on the other, you have your "toddler blaming the empty cookie jar on the cat" lies.

Yeah, you can't jump in on this one and have any idea of what's going on. You have to watch it from the beginning, if not from the podcast, and it also has a companion show Decker that informs many of the jokes.