I lived in KC for a little while, and I really miss Mr. Goodcents.

I don't get the love for In-n-Out. Their burgers are good but nothing crazy. Their fries taste like pressed potato powder to me. And that makes no sense, cause I can see the big raw potatoes being chopped in their kitchen.

When I started working there in the mid-90s, we had these giant Kitchenaid mixer-type torture devices we made the dough in. And the pepperoni was great, and the Italian sausage was actual large chunks of real sausage. I'd say the tank happened around 2000 or so when we wheeled that giant fucker into storage and…

I think there's one in Texarkana, too. I remember on a vacation to Corpus Christi as a child we stopped at one because I've never seen anything so omnipresent.

I really like Arby's Arby Sauce. It's like some kind of ketchup/BBQ sauce hybrid that would taste awful on anything else.

Lol I have the strongest memory of being at a sleepover in the late 80s and my friend's older brother dicking around holding one of those giant paper boxes and dropping it everywhere. His parents were so goddamn mad.

From my years working at Pizza Hut (I'll stop bragging soon, I promise), the grease is the worst thing. It's a combination of giant vats of vegetable oil and a Pam-like product called "food release" that they spray on literally everything. The most expensive detergent in the store won't get that shit out of your…

Little Caesars, though probably more obvious than most, has suffered from the cheap-ization of fast food you've seen over the last twenty years - most notably in PepsiCo buying Taco Bell/KFC/Pizza Hut and tanking the quality. I swear that in the early 90s, Little Caesars was acceptable, if not downright good.

Yeah, their biscuits were fucking crack. Even just as a daytime side. Popeye's is no slouch, but not in the same league.

Personally, I don't get the love for Hardee's/Carl's Jr. Especially on Doughboys. Their breakfast is decent, but their daytime food is, to my tastes, some of the worst shit available that somehow costs money.
I've never had Bojangle's breakfast. I don't know if they exist anymore around me, though I'm in the deep…

"Who?" should only be used to refer to the idiot commenter Bellona. Check out the Lux Interior obit from 2009.

When it's fresh and done properly, I can't think of a more perfect fast food item than the McDonald's sausage biscuit. There's something wrong with it in a sense - a piece of sausage on a biscuit should not make you feel so awful after eating it - but it's such a perfect hangover item. And I can't really even stand…

Yeah, all the Wendy's in my area require a doctorate of some sort.

Yeah, I remember the first time I heard of Schumer was on Doug Loves Movies where she was going to be staying with Tig in NYC. This was before she blew up.
I don't care for Schumer's comedy. Allegations of joke thievery aside, I think she's just really derivative and unfunny. But it seems like she might not be the best…

Did you see the same edit I did? Maybe it's just that I have a ridiculously large TV, but most of what I remember was full-body, defy-you-not-to-see-this type stuff. You could see her scars.

It'd be nice to have Bill's take these days. I'd like to hear what he thought about Alex Jones. Kevin Booth has a lot to fucking answer for.

Is G-mail guts!

^The man never 2016'd in his life.

Free speech is a civil right against the government. There is certainly something to be said for the spirit of free speech that is embodied in online message boards, but until the government starts telling reddit who they have to ban because of unpopular opinions, hollering free speech to an internet community is akin…

It's mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.