All you need from them is Satori. Their covers album is dogshit.

Well, thank you all for a few weeks of fun with these metal threads, but after about 7-8 years of commenting, I'm bowing out of the AVClub for the most part. I'm not down with every good writer on this site leaving, and I'm not going to stick around to wade through Todd Van der Werff horsehit.

That's my favorite line. Along with the song "Bench Pressing the Effects on Kevin Sharp's Vocals."

In before the angry responses this is pretty much designed to elicit.

Mark E. Smith wins that one.

Everyone goes through the Led Zeppelin phase. Beatles freaks just never go out of theirs.

Jurassic Park!

Seriously gross. You know you can edit these and no one will know, right? Cause I…

"Achilles' Last Stand" or GTFO.

dalek "Abandoned Language"
Swans "God Loves America"
SubArachnoid Space "Floating Above the Skyline"
Fantomas "Cape Fear"
Anathema "Hindsight"

March to the Sea might be my favorite heavy song in the history of heavy.

I thought we decided "METAL THREAD" meant anything heavy.

T-minus 3 days until I get to see Boris (and bonus - the next day I'll still be in town for Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso UFO). Big psych/doom weekend for me.
So, the answer to the new music I was looking for last week was Nails. NAILS. Scratches the same itch that Vaccine does. Shame it took me this long…

Don't fucking encourage it.

He said "noise rock," not "noise." But to be fair, I can't imagine this twit sitting around listening to the Jesus Lizard.

Just don't eat a pulled Bjork sandwich first.

Garlin's Conan episode dropped within the last couple days. It was pretty great. In fact, I'd say it was better than Conan's WTF.

Faith No More - "The Real Thing"

HEAVY metal, young lady. ;)

Your only option is illegal, so D/L away, I suppose.