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Prince Pauper
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ha haa ha-haaa…..ha…uh…huh???

Frances?!? Are we back on topic?

*cough* If KISS can do it, they can all do it..

Contractual obligations: U.S. Steel demands that any movie shot in Braddock contain a furnace, or rather their furnace…
Other potential titles for this film:
Away From the Furnace
Above the Furnace
Parallel To The Furnace
Damn The Furnace
Enough Of The Furnace
The Son of The Furnace
That Stingy Heat Of That Furnace
Around,

Can they somehow work him into a sketch where they eat his corpse? That way he can make an actual appearance, whatever is left of him. It would also top a lot of their most absurd material…

CANADA

Not as funny as Ruprick from…Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Porco! Vergognati!

The Taking of Corpsecock 1, 2….3?

Or with less phlegm

Or 24 hours, it's an auction after all…
EDIT: Or maybe I should learn to scroll downwards…

Can we at least say that the tacky component in his art is "Over The Top"?

You confuse women with road conditions. Those must be some endless stretches of driving. Snap out of it.

Blanden?

Just wear protection for Christ's sake

NOT FOR LONG

Good good good good good….double good

Well, Robert Redford, even at 77 y.o., can give you a boner, apparently. He is, after all, a standard-bearer for Hollywood hunks

Or a boat lined with rubber tires….

No, more like it didn't have "Express Yourself" by N.W.A.