He was showing off his new business card made in the "Bone" tone

Both BUSH and Eric Khan suck. This is, BTW, an anti-acknowledgement of
both BUSH as a band and Kahn's shitty firsty, and his self-validation as
such, which I hope more people will despise…..clandestine, retroactive firsties such as this should be banned by AVCLUB editors….

SHHHH!!!

I thought it was "Ruprick"….it anyhow sounds much funnier spelled this way

Is it sloppy b/c it's got greasy ground beef mixed with ketchup flowing out of it?

Tonight on It's the Mind…

There's always PED's, should he never learn to deal with defeat

Crispin Glover and Chris Elliott have already set the standard. Flaming Lips and Ono is now considered tame, at least for Letterman

Is nudity required? Because…you know…I am "qualified" for the job…

Klaus Kinky was in "For A Few Dollops More", mind you

You gringos are all about making a FEW DOLLARS MORE

Naming individual episodes after math terms and imbuing plot lines with science fiction/math equations, etc., gave the show special appeal, made it incredibly interesting. So you want a detailed explanation as to what it all means? Do you realize you're watching TELEVISION?? Do you also realize you're spending an…

But the buttplug was a metaphor for writer's block, don't you get it?

Ending the entire cast's lives with a serious bout of diarrhea was kind of a downer for me. On the other hand, the footage of the making of the broccoli-praline-ratatouille and yogurt ice cream that caused it was no doubt original…

Oh, could you make the crooner Rudy Vallee?? Such a big fan of his, I am…

There's a cause-effect relationship inherent in that statement that needs to be acknowledged…..there…I implicitly acknowledged it..

There's definitely a lawsuit here, but it involves libel…

You've actually, inadvertently, contributed to his "art project". His phone was merely a provocation in order to lure unwitting(drunk) participants, and you, my friend, have both fallen for it and emboldened him for future idiocies. Nice going…

Thank y….

So basically it's a substitute for sleeping pills??