Yeah, all this NBC-bashing on AV Club is getting kinda old. Stop beating a dead horse.

A slong time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…

My comment is also my username.

Slight spoiler: Was it somewhere in 6A where Sil is the interim manager while Tony is "out of commission" and he soon realizes how much a pain in the ass it is to be the boss?

I remember liking the original character arc (kind of like how Cutty on The Wire ultimately ended up), and then being disappointed when you could tell he was just holding back some rage.

Streisand effect.

Obviously you're not a hobbit.

How did you know I plan on shrooming when I go see this?

Smaug is played by Steve Perry.

The Hobbit: There! And, No, Back Again! Uhhhh! Ohhhh! I Wonder What's on TV

And not just regular baseball. Vampire baseball.

@avclub-6f518c31f6baa365f55c38d11cc349d1:disqus  I'm as straight as Samwise Gamgee was loyal, but wouldn't you prefer the soft lips of Galadriel in your one ring that binds them, as opposed to the scruffy mayhem of Gimli's beard aggressively scything your puckering Niphredil?

He'll probably show up at the end of Hobbit 2, just to kinda tie all the movies together.

I think rim jobs are gender-neutral.

I will probably get used to it, but some of the dwarves they showed look a little too much like they are wearing makeup. Like, some of the noses look too rubbery for me.

I don't recall the story really warranting what amounts to 6 hours of screen time.

In the film: 1,000 to 1 odds.
On YouTube, sometime today: Vegas doesn't care to take that bet.

YOU…SHALL…EAT…ASS!

With songs by Randy Newman

Gollum: What's taters?
Gabby Sidibe: Ya know, taters. It's what we eat for fifteenth breakfast. Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Fry 'em. Fry 'em again. Stick 'em in a stew. Eat 'em. Let 'em ferment in your third stomach overnight. Poop 'em out. Cut 'em up. Saute 'em. Fashion 'em into male parts. Use 'em for personal pleasure. Take…