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Everlasting Godstabber
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The Jets were lousy anyway

Or at least go to Mo with the leaderboard

"We're goin back on the pile!"

If it makes anyone feel better
I actually am a fat, bearded, coke-out rapper who has been living as a boring dude with an office job for my own amusement

So he opens the safe and it's full of air! Then when he wakes up he sells off his father's vaccuum corporation to pursue his dream of being a novelty Boston-themed movie reviewer.

The movie's climax or the rapists'?

You know what's crazy? If you fill a safe with liquid nitrogen, but then evaporate it all of a sudden the safe becomes hollow…

And yet it's like a safe FULL OF AIR…riddle me that shit

is it really hollow if it's FILLED with air? Try this one on:

Speaking of Rock Against Bush v2
I always assumed that the Petey Pablo video was the inspiration for the Dillinger 4 song "Like Sprewells on a Wheelchair"

Seems like it should have had "Code Blue" by TSOL

I would like to have between 1 and 3 reasonable discussions
on how PISSED I am that someone at Beenox was also a fan of that lame MTV Spider-Man show that was on 8 years ago.

Glory hole in the fence…no more free advice.

I seen on Fox News Obama is probably one of them too.

she has unusual blood pressure

The Wizard, that's how

sorry, brain tumorS

blame that on the brain tumor that started too grow after the show

I saw her goddamn standup
and it was atrocious. She told story's that could potentially be setups for some kind of joke, but no, that was the entire joke.