And so much stuff can go wrong that it's good to have something to blame when the almost-inevitable occurs.

With a vaguely bohemian scarf.

The little Och, Aye! at the end of the song is just the silliest thing. That being said, I think the third-season song might be my favorite. It's a close race, though.

I'd never seen the video for this before. I feel slightly ill…yet oddly aroused?

I find it really hard to work up any real loathing for celebrities but dammit, she is repulsive. That's exactly the word for it.

But that one's not really trying to rhyme, it's just vamping, I always thought.

I like what I'm hearing.

Another easy-ish target (Bacharach, whyyyyy?), but well-reasoned, thoughtful, and funny. I think a lot of the people they grab for this feature just don't have that much to say beyond, "This thing. It is bad. It is bad because…" and I'm glad that this time, they asked someone who's actually got something insightful to…

Seriously, a message to 85% of men: you do not have a good face for a beard OR you do not have good beard texture and coverage OR you are too lazy to shape or groom a beard.
PS: They trap food smells. Eurrrrgh.

Aaaaand like most things on Reddit,and indeed Reddit itself there's a charming undercurrent of misogyny that distracts from any good points that might exist there in that wall of text.

And remember, it could always be worse. Half of my family is Catholic and the other half is Jewish. So much guilt and shame.

@avclub-c2368b9b57ecb23aade9660fac830459:disqus *bangs on the tables*

An odd, hungry man in an ape costume and his flying companion, a suicidal fellow he met on Craigslist.

That's on my family crest. There's no need to specify what "it" is.

It's no Do the Bartman, that's for sure.

For some reason, I find all jokes involving the Lord of the Dance hilarious. Especially Richard Herring on This Morning with Richard not Judy being Lord of the Dance Settee.

Eh…I dunno that it'd write up well. You could talk about the production design and gags and such but there's not really much of a point to recapping.

Mark and his interior monologue remind me too much of myself for me not to cringe every ten seconds watching this show. For me, it's the cringeyest.

Super Hans is pretty much the best character ever. The actor who plays him (who was also quite good in Bronson) is fantastic at all times.

What's weird is even in season 3 I remember them going on about a decline in quality I didn't see.