Reading (arduously, since I barely read French) the Asterix books after reading the English translations fills me with awe at the human capacity for inventive language.

A dead one, yeah.

So…which nutrients are these, then, that millions of vegans are all universally ill?

Hey, Irish Jews exist. I've been to a Joe Murphy bar mitzvah!

I drove my Audi to the wadi. But the wadi was dry. Because wadis are seasonal.

Bungalow Bill.

Why are you like this and why are you still here?

More like Luigi. I'm not good enough for Mario.

He's not really that geeky at all.

Same, I normally really dislike listening to people talk about meeting celebrities and such, but he's just so disarmingly charming and silly that he's a joy to listen to even when he starts talking about stuff I don't care about.

I had a few nice little dating situations (no real "relationships, though) from there. I also had a date with a man with a handlebar mustache who bought his pants in bulk from a plumbing supply store and was willing to admit it on a first date. I admire that in a man, but not in an I'd-sleep-with-you kind of way.

It only works because his character is supposed to look like he hasn't ironed anything or showered.

So he should've said nothing?

It's all he does! Like some kind of robot that terminates things!

Who doesn't?

The joke is that it would look bad for Morrissey to be caught eating meat. That is the joke.

I'm playing as Jarvis Cocker. His combo attack is flailing wildly in an ugly suit.

That whole video was code for fucking.

Thanks for reminding me about Really Rosie! I watched it a million times when I was a little kid, it's been great rewatching it on Youtube. Explains so much about my musical taste. Also my attitude toward chicken soup.

I'm just a big messy pile of tears right now thanks to that video. He looks so lost…