Has the AV Club
Done a list of theological systems as depicted by major motion pictures? I know there was that one about defying Death recently…

Thanks, CSB!
I should credit Darth Nihilus for the inspiration.

Or maybe…
He meant to say "waif me"!

My first cursory attempt at research is foiled.
There's also a plant called rape, which is making it difficult.

Let me be the latest to say "Man Bites Dog."
Thanks.

Your last lesson is funny.
But the real lesson this and so many other R&B songs teach us is: don't trust women, ever.

Bylines
The site seems to have had trouble lately getting an interviewer/author's byline up at the same time as the piece itself. A word to your interns?

Question for interviewers
Can you hear people's songs when they play them? So, like, when some band you like comes across a rare demo or alternate mix, are you in on the secret? Or is the shuffler the only one who can hear, due to it being done over the phone?

Name names?
Which tracks are the weakest?

According to the Variety article…
Caspian will be released in 2008 and Dawn Treader in aught-nine. Dawn Treader is the third of the seven books.

I played their first album for friends once.
They described it as "funeral music." I was totally bollixed. I'm not 100% for 100% of their stuff, but how could you hear it as depressing!? Shaking my head to this day.

Sounds better than I'd feared.
Argos's overly consistent delivery is the main reason their debut is one of the only albums I love to death but have only listened to six or seven times through. It's best in small doses, and I always sort of thought the best thing would be for them to move on to other art projects and…

GBMS is the best.
But this is right there, good isht.

At last!
I literally just broke out into the Etta James song. Very badly, but out loud none the less.

One the one hand.
It is a ridiculous juxtaposition, and you're right to mock them.

Cuervo Season is totally fucking up this page.
At least on Safari.

Just
That cover might well be better than the original.

Teasdale
I hear you, man (or woman, or androgyne). I loved Ang Lee's Hulk, but when it tanked, I thought maybe I could keep it all to myself, with no sequels or stupid "news" stories about the phenomenon it spawned.

One of the greatest disappointments of my young life.
It was when they told us in elementary school that Mr. Wizard was coming, and it turned out to be some kind of second-rate science-trick comedian. It burns to this day.

Great list though.
I remember seeing that section of Hunchback and feeling as if I had wandered into Les Miserables. I felt icky even thinking about kids watching it, for some reason. Maybe the extremely buxom fire-lady and her erotic dancing.