Can't seem to watch the video.
Something about it being private, and a friend request…

Say!
You know what would be really original? Remarking that the Braff hate is accompanied by ads for Scrubs! HAHAHA! Wow, I never noticed that! How perceptive and ironical. Truly, you've skewered Amelie.

Thank you.
Thank you for finally extending some hate in Adam Levine's direction. Maroon 5 has repeatedly been a bane of my musical existence like few other bands. More, please!

Hear, hear!
No more Shrek, no more Austin Powers. Good one-offs increasingly soiled by their misbegotten progeny. Give us Meyers in another Studio 54, another Axe Murderer, anything.

Firefly
The Price is Right comment made me laugh out loud.

Choruses
Something about the chorus on the streaming sample has a little Man Man feel to it, though I note this isn't the band in this batch of reviews that includes some of their members…

Sweet new streaming audio feature.
If I had but one wish, it would be a volume control. The slider on my dumb work PC is more of a gross adjustment.

Can you chip cartilage?
I'm no expert, I could be wrong, but my first thought was "Yeah… cartilage… that's what Paula's nose is made of…"

Rodriguez
Seems to have more talent for sexualized violence than for sexuality or sexiness, which seems like a weakness in remaking this. The orgasms are more the point than the face-melting. Not that the sex in the original Barbarella was nuanced or refined, but.

Pleasantly surprised.
I hadn't pictured these kids as the type to know much music from before 1985.

Petro
Your post is still disturbingly timely. Why does Al Green look like the Arctic Monkeys?

John Robie
Do you have any idea how popular Doc Martens would be if Dale Earnhardt was shown wearing them? They'd never keep up with the demand.

Dignity
Actually, putting Robert "Fokker!" DeNiro too close to the word dignity struck me as the central joke. He and Pacino both seem content to spend their late careers becoming bigger and bigger caricatures of themselves.

I loved Toys as a kid.
I love Good Morning Vietnam still as an adult. Yeah, the schtick is present, but it's parceled out amidst much stronger dramatic work. And come on, Forest Whittaker as Private Eddie Garlic? Fantastic.

Not knockin' it.
I didn't mean to suggest, by juxtaposing the suspicion that some got short shrift with the realization that more than I thought were short, that all the short reviews were a slap in the face. I was just noticing, and curious. If anything, the self-control and craft involved in a 100-word summation is…

Psalm One
"Macaroni & Cheese"

"99 Problems"
I thought that was Jay-Z.

Lost
Seconded. The show is in a mini golden era right now, with episode after episode of emotional, active, revelatory content. And just hooray for redeeming Charlie from whiny moodiness!

Hm.
My office's ridiculous firewall blocks ScreenGrab as adult content. Ah, well, I'm only employed here for a couple more weeks!

We miss you, Wil Wheaton.
These were the only game reviews I really read, even though I was the lonely kid who had an Apple IIe instead, and don't own a video game platform of any kind now.