Or…
Should I have said "keep a stiff upper lip"?

So…
What do all your Brits do when you read Lewis Carroll to your kids? Just try to keep a straight face?

Ultimately
There's more in common between the Scots and Irish than there is different. Now, between the two of them and the English! That's another question.

Jet Li
Wasn't he retiring after Fearless, or was it just from martial arts movies?

No, really.
When I saw the Seriously. shirt, I at first thought it was going to be Homestar Runner. Alas, it is not so.

Hereby resolved
quite possible not for the first time, that we call the 00's the naughties. It applies to both the zeros and the persistence of phrases like the above.

Geek up.
Dude, Geordy was played by LeVar Burton. Wil Wheaton played Wesley Crusher.

Can't see the other comments…
…hoping I'm not the umpteenth to ask who the fuck says "yindie." "Yindie"? Are you kidding me?

Second: lighten up, Walkway.
Is Oliver Stone your brother-in-law or something? Sheesh. It wasn't meant as a slam against him, but against the Falkland War, anyway. In casting about for a way to make the run-up to it somehow a compelling subject (come on, it's not exactly the Cuban missile crisis), I thought Ollie…

Key scene
"Dammit, we need those sheep!" Maybe they should've turned the project over to Oliver Stone; he might have discovered his muse by uncovering the hidden truth about the top-secret genetic experiements being conducted by the British—secrets only barely kept out of the hands of the Argentine government, which…

Madvillain
I'm partial to "America's Most Blunted," though it doesn't fit the criteria P.O.S. sets out (which seem like good criteria to me).

Okay.
Is it some kind of running joke that every one of you runs into David Cross somewhere or other? Or is he really everywhere you go?

Reign over Me
Promises to be more of the same, from the looks of it. Don Cheadle is there to help Adam Sandler get over his loss, regardless of the cost to Cheadle's own family. I hear people already saying they're going to see it and cry the whole time; I'm planning to stay home and cry about it.

link
Get a 403 on your first link. Is it just me?

The heretical viewpoint I hold
is that Automatic, Monster, and New Adventures were their best three records. They're the only ones that sound that different from the normal-guy rock that came before and the synthed-out normal-guy rock that followed.

Boyfriend everything
Does all this "boyfriend" stuff for the ladies strike anyone else as weird? I guess it's just finding a niche and filling it, but something about the fact that you can buy the illusion of having a boyfriend seems funny to me.

Part of me
feels as if it's silly to call any year good or bad for film. Last year, talking to friends, all anyone had to say was that it was a terrible year for movies, but I feel as if I saw a lot of great stuff. Maybe it's just that I see 12-24 movies in the theater in a given year, most of which I enjoy pretty…

Kneel.
It's *kneel*, people, not "neal." Come on.

Huh?
What?

Turkey
Given the Turkey-Greece flame war documented in your own videocracy, the slander seems to be beyond "alleged," but the response is still silly. When will we (and by "we," I mean all of us) get beyond all this silly nationalism crap?