Those Life Alert commercials also gave rise to Trump.

You chose poorly.

He's like Popeye, only he gets stronger after eating asparagus.

My Stilt-Man has a lot of problems standing up.

Some of those black market ping-pong games I went to got…weird.

See, if you believe hard enough dreams can come true.

"Oh my, that's a bad comment. Can't think that that won't cost PantsGoblin. Let's go to the judges."

Hold on, I'll go ask my wife. *waggles cigar*

Hey, that's *my* name!

Good idea, not enough synergy though.

"You're going to like licking our boots. I guarantee it!"

Freedombama.

I had a friend over this weekend so we took turns picking out stuff to watch and play.

Great show. When the big battle in this season of GOT happened the first thing I went to were the combat scenes in Last Kingdom.

It's up now.

*Reads theory; Has aneurysm on toilet.*

Hey, so did Prince.

I'm in Eastern time and most of their stuff goes live at 3:01am for me. So it seems they use Pacific time.

He looks like Mr. Creosote before the wafer thin mint.

I picked up The Order:1888 when it was on sale for five bucks some time ago and finally got around to trying it out. It's a blunder from start to finish. The combat is mediocre and repetitive with every encounter ending the same way; more waves of enemies. The story peters out with a groan. It's incredibly short, MGS4…