I don't like all this sex on TV. I keep falling off!

Turns out the dome was just God's contact lens. The End.

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad President.

*Readies Oompa Loompa-like morality song*

Kool-Aid powder is surprisingly sour.

I'm on PS4, so I'm not sure how MP works on PC. How's the Goat MMO level? It's not out on PS4 yet, but I could see dropping a few bucks on it if there's enough variety.

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood - Finished all of the challenge maps with a gold medal except the one in the town square. The two Super Soldiers are kicking my ass. I'll probably try a few more times and give into defeat.

Afterwards, did all the boys nudge and wink at each other and say they had a "eat-a-puss complex"? That's some high grade locker room humour right there.

I'm from West Virginia, so maybe. Regardless, I'd imagine that we had the same textbook. If I remember right it was a sort of pink book with a picture of a fantasy like city on its cover, published by Macmillan/Mcgraw-Hill most likely as it seems like they did most of ours. Though, I do like to think of hundreds of…

We read the script for the Twilight Zone episode "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" in middle school. In the script was the phrase "on a porch was a man screwing a light bulb". There was much giggling at that let me tell you.

Wolfenstein: The Old Blood. I've been going through a chapter a night for the past week and finally beat the campaign. It was fun for what it was, but shorter than I would've liked. The only other complaint is the final boss, which was rather uninspired. The gunplay was precise and excepting a few control quirks I…

So, I've been wondering for some time why the term "garbage people/person" has been popping up all over the place for the past year or so and what made it so popular. Apparently it was Broad City. Mystery solved.

Mad Max: Fury Road - A high octane thrill ride fueled by a director that steers the action effortlessly. The visuals shine like headlights on a moonless night. The script misses the potholes that lesser action flicks crash into. It was, to be blunt, FUCKING AWESOME.

Nicola Murray: I don't use lifts, I'm claustrophobic.
Malcolm Tucker: You're what?
Murray: Not hugely, I can be in rooms. You've seen that.

I've found ESO on PS4 to be pretty unsocial. Like you it was my first MMO so maybe my exceptions were a bit warped. I don't foresee any problems for you, most everyone is off doing their own thing anyway except the occasional spammer trying to sell off stuff in the towns.

Styx: Master of Shadows was on PSplus Last month so I've been slowly whittling away at it and finally beat it. It was pretty mediocre. Traversing the levels can be finicky as all get-out with ledges sometimes losing their grab-ability at the most inopportune times. The ground level stealth mechanics work well enough…

I also play ESO on the PS4. As my first MMO I took a chance on it. It seems to very middle of the road to me. And for an MMO it doesn't seem very social, I wouldn't mind running the quests with a few others to liven things up a bit, but not many people seem to be taking advantage of the group feature.

There's a bit in one of the episodes of "The Thick of It" that always gets me. It's the one where Ollie and Dan Miller are playing off playing squash. It's a quick aside and probably the silliest joke in the whole show. I don't know it off by heart, but it goes something like this.

Well, the fine print does say that he will burn a swastika into your ass when you buy their insurance.

From the same animal? When pigs fly.