What? No Dreamcatcher mention?
How can you ignore that classic?

"Toliet in the taxi, sir?"

Even his wife. His nickname in bed is Joseph Smith.

The odds are against him
http://www.cracked.com/quic…

It doesn't help that in pretty much every movie he's in he's the nice everyman who gets fucked over by the main character and has his hot lady friend stolen because: screenwriting cliche.

Oh ye of little faith.

Applegate will have to back out at the last minute and is slotted to be replaced by Lisa Kudrow.

Don't worry, there will always be something better to watch in the 10:30 to 11:30 range. For my timezone that is.

She wasn't it it for the money.
She was in it for the dildos, gimp suits and revenge.
And hey, it's Italy. They're already fucked.

Yeah, but there's a fine line between a group of loveable quirky assholes with various mental/social dysfunctions who screw each other over for sex, drugs and money and then people who fuck over an entire country for solely money. It's not a very clear line for most of the characters, but its probably there somewhere.

Yeah, someone bring out the Tuba to play taps.

True, they do look similar, but that seems like a very big jump though. He was only in one episode awhile back and I never found him very interesting. He was kind of bland and we never learned much about him.
Cyril and Archer were the only ones to even meet him in that episode.But maybe, according to your theory,…

Ah, I see. Bread?

I just loved the play on the spirit guide journey.

Could you elaborate, what episode and details are you talking about.
EDIT: Oh, you changed it from season 3 to 2, now I remember the guy.

Cheryl's the type of girl who would be amazing to hook up with, but you would probably end up somewhere between surgically sterilized and dead by the time you hit the third date.

She probably dropped him down an elevator shaft like with the cleaning maids.

A Teddy Roosevelt dressed Alligator halucination who killed a camel.

@Professor_Cuntburglar:disqus
Eh, it's a precautionary statement. At least I put it in there.

Jesus Christ man….I don't want to sound like a dick in case you're autistic or something, but how pretentious and literal can you get to post something like this. I don't care if you're on a computer, this is way too damn technical and impersonal of a post. This is not how human beings take to conversation.