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"What kind of a clown are you?"

Right. But it's just called Star Wars. Just as surely as the first Indiana Jones movie is just called Raiders of the Lost Ark. Lucas can call it what he wants. That's what they're called.

Nah, I was pissed about it then, too. But no one—no one—who was actually around at the time ever called it anything but Star Wars. It's revisionist nonsense.

Movie's just called Star Wars. Just Start Wars.

Depends on how many BPM.

I don't want to eat this food. But I loved reading this piece.

Anyone heard from Prince C? Someone check on him please.

Tom Landry Middle School. Cracks me up every time I see it.

After two songs, some schmuck yelled "Freebird!" I just know it.

Maybe. But I don't want to live in a world where we'd miss having Mr. Blue say:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Waiting for Godot video game. Do it.

So?

Or just Now You Don't. But one of the two.

While making the film, Jones' iPod evidently had the entirety of his dad's "Never Let Me Down" album in heavy rotation.

I enjoyed it. For reasons.

I think the song is used in the actual film (as it was in the first of the reboots), and they are just referencing that scene in the ad. But it's definitely on the fence.

When I was a baby.
When I was at the hospital.
When I was in Mommy's tummy…
I was painting on the table.

"Rrrrugh"

I still love CDs and I don't care for them to vanish.