I liked C2 Coke, which was half sugar. It helped me drop Coke, and I LOVE Coke Zero. Not happy right now.

I tend to agree. He was making a small film that was supposed to be funny. It wasn't especially funny. But that doesn't compare to making something as ambitiously bad as Hook or Crystal Skull. You now he was swinging for the fences on those, and their failure is spectacular.

Not really relevant to the conversation. Everyone in all of Spielberg's films will die. The films are either good or bad. Hook is atrocious.

*Ron Howard voice*

I haaaaaaate it.

Amen.

"If you get hungry, eat something."

Always is very bad. But for my money, the worst experience I ever had in a theater watching a Spielberg film was definitely Hook. It's an absolute mess, despite how your childhood may feel about it.

Time to get my Creative Nomad out of storage.

I think David Simon did that ground work years ago with The Wire. And Breaking Bad and Simon's Treme were contemporary shows with slow paces. But point taken.

To be very clear, I loved Breaking Bad, especially by the end of Season 3.

Maybe he can make a hip hop record?

I think Better Call Saul by the end of season 3 is a better show than Breaking Bad by the end of its third season was. Really glad to hear it will continue.

Zero. Point. Zero.

1762, "to massage," from Anglo-Indian shampoo, from Hindi champo, imperative of champna "to press, knead the muscles," perhaps from Sanskrit capayati "pounds, kneads." Meaning "wash the hair" first recorded 1860; extended 1954 to carpets, upholstery, etc. Related: Shampooed; shampooing.

When you start a straddle jump
And instead you take a dump

Well, walking takes longer.

Nah, we just have a France-sized state.

They should just let Oklahoma have it. Everyone would be happier.

When you're on the balance beam
And your breakfast starts to stream