Samus' Mask
I've found Samus' characterizations consistently entertaining and interesting. I was struck by the opening scene with her especially. Black screen, you hear her say 'Why am I still alive?'. She's alive because this is the end of Super Metroid and the Baby Metroid just saved her from Mother Brain. But…

Hi Irish Ninja, how are you? As a rule of thumb it helps and awful lot to know the first thing about the subject you are lecturing people about. The IRA bombed the living shit out of England, and London especially, during The Troubles. There were major attacks from the 1970's all the way to the mid 1990's. So no,…

You know, I don't like Weezer and never have… But there is something refreshingly upfront about the degree to which they are selling out. I mean they are now literally NAMING ALBUMS after clothing brands in order to participate without any sense of irony whatsoever in multimedia advertising schemes. It would be…

The last guy didn't flush anybody's money down he toilet. That happened the moment people payed real money to see a fake band and watch Axl Rose pretend he still has anything left inside him.

So while we're on the subject, is Teadoust just a full-time troll now? I notice that pretty much nobody is responding to his aggressive-to-the-point-of-being-juvenile posts all throughout this comments section.

Sir Osis makes a solid point. But the reason why people are raging about Weezer is because as the band continues their long, slow self immolation they are eating away at their image. Image is hugely important in art, and the idea of 'who' is singing and writing a song is instrumental in our ability to enjoy it. …

There isn't any magic in Harry Potter, or really any children's book. It's just some power that isn't fully explained that certain people have access to, kinda like an exclusive technology. I'm pretty sure a world ruled by actual magic, as in a force that can't possibly be understood, defies all logical explanation…

Unacceptable
Animal Collective receiving a B?? Yes they suck hard and sound like a random noise generator but you'll give them an A-fucking-plus and you'll like it!

I far prefer the F's use for movies that are so mind bendingly awful they defy all logical understanding - and are impenetrably stupid enough to thwart all but the most intense forms of traditional critique.