Well, Jess lost her teaching job and as far as I know, they've never said she found a "real job" to replace it so I'd say it'd be easy for her to leave for a funeral for a man she barely knew (but who was also the father of her…….ummmmmm, boyfriend? Roommate? I don't even know anymore……")

I, on the other hand, like the idea of no Maya Rudolph on anything ever!

I'm middle-aged. Fuck young AND old people!

Erik wins, but he immediately gives away his million dollars to Natalie Bolton.

I see Jay as the new host of Conan in six months, and Jimmy Fallon as the host of Conan a year from now.

I remember being disappointed when it was originally airing (probably because I was expecting something closer to Whedon's past shows), but I rewatched it earlier this year and its much better than I remember. I think in time, Dollhouse will find wider appreciation (though still, obviously, as a cult show).

I would like nothing better than to see Phillip follow Brandon out the door in the next episode so I never have to watch either of them on my television again (not counting the reunion episode).

I saw that more as ABC assuming viewers wouldn't be smart enough to figure out the points didn't matter on their own.

I love Ryan, but Colin was the best.

Shut up.

You and I are apparently not watching the same show. Perhaps you're watching some reality show that's actually about a Parks Department or something?

Where is this Happy Endings mention I was promised? I may die without it.

Here's where I would disagree. Neither of those seasons feature a lot of great gameplay. They simply each had ONE player who could play a great game. Rob had that game in the bag from the get go because most of the people on his tribe were either crazy or completely incapable of doing ANYTHING. Kim's competition was…

Eliza and Parvati are two of my absolute favorites.

Abi-Maria IS a minority.

I wish people would wait until we got a description of the character less vague than marches to the beat of her own drum (or better yet, until someone has actually seen this show) before they declared Ellie's new character as a Zooey/Jess knockoff.

Apologies, if anyone was rude to you in recent weeks, Emily. I didn't agree with everything you wrote, but I always enjoyed your take. In our defense, many of us commentators don't have certificates proving we aren't donkey brained. Therefore, we can't be held responsible for our actions here. The persecution rests.

Apologies, if anyone was rude to you in recent weeks, Emily. I didn't agree with everything you wrote, but I always enjoyed your take. In our defense, many of us commentators don't have certificates proving we aren't donkey brained. Therefore, we can't be held responsible for our actions here. The persecution rests.

This will forever be remembered as one of the greatest series ever made, if only because of the great life lessons it teaches young men.

This will forever be remembered as one of the greatest series ever made, if only because of the great life lessons it teaches young men.