So that's what Ed Helms looks like when he gets an enema.

I'll tell you what this episode needed: more Pierce. You watch, he's up to something.

REAGAN = LEGEND

Here's another koan: What was the sound of one hand beating you up every day in high school?

I didn't know they could spell "NC." We're all learning something today.

That may be the best compliment I ever received.

Not using the Vulture is the waste of a potentially good Spider-Man movie.

Wasn't that back when people thought Wesley Clark could be president?

And on Philadelphia's 104.5. It wasn't leaked at all.

They're picking up where they left off - in the twilight of their career. It ain't Badmotorfinger or Superunknown worthy, but if you liked Down on the Upside then - whatever, you know, whatever.

And on top of that, he keeps tripping.

Chevys are unreliable. That's why I drive a Toyota.

Don't chase Chevy? Or trade in the Chevy for a Ford?

Wikipedia editor?

But who else will tell you, with absolute confidence, who'll win the championship games when they have as little chance of getting it right as you do?

As a former sports commentator, Olbermann should've known all of that. If not, he'll appreciate the metaphor until he realizes it's about him.

And Tom Six seemed like such a rational, level-headed person.

It's been done:
http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

First, it's Teenagers from OUTER Space.

And another obvious thing we're all thinking: It sure is March 27-ish today.