Superscent Me! A documentary about a man who eats nothing but what he buys in Yankee Candle stores for 30 days.

Liked for the melting man scene alone.

Yeah, but would you let your sister marry one? 
A corporation, I mean.

Yes, but are The Jets still together? 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Yeah, because nothing would improve employee moral like getting covered in watermelon innards. Team building!

How sad - if he only ate that fruit, he could've lowered his risk of a heart attack.

Let me put it this way: If you were neck-deep in crap and someone threw a bucket of snot at your face, would you duck?

Kevin Eastman also hangs out with "Rollerblade Seven" star Scott Shaw, so he clearly knows quality:
http://www.scottshaw.com/ar…

He'll still live in a sewer.

And this is Michael Bay's definition of AWESOME:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Oh behave!

NewFOUNDland!

Did you make it through the whole thing? If so, you are a stronger man than most - but not wiser.

Now Zaat's entertainment! I can't wait for Zaat!

Zaat's the way the cookie crumbles.

Anderson Cooper is like a greyhound - sleek yet cuddly, patient yet fast, non-aggressive yet powerful. And then there's the face:
http://cheezburger.com/View…

nscranor  - As old as a guy with two master's degrees.

See my fist, Seabiscuit!

Get off my internet, you punk kids. (Shaking wrinkled fist)

Worst thing about Coke Blak: It launched years after the Pepsi Kona failed to conquer the east coast.